For laughs only.!..Scripts and scriptures on T-Shirts

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.

NO JOB, NO GIRLFRIEND,NO PROBLEM...

NOT ALL MEN ARE FOOLS, SOME STAY BACHELORS.




99 PERCENT OF ALL GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL; THE REST ARE IN MY COLLEGE...

I AM NOT 50; IAM 18 WITH 32 YEARS EXPERIENCE...

THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED..

WHERE THERE IS A WILL, I WANT TO BE IN IT...

MY JOB IS SECURE..NOBODY WANTS IT...

GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL...



A JOURNEY OF A 1000 MILES BEGINS WITH CASH ADVANCE...

I CAN GO ALONG WITH ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT GOES MY WAY.

I RESPECT OLD AGE ESPECIALLY IF IT IS BOTTLED.

MILLIONS SAW THAT APPLE FALL, BUT NEWTON WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED WHY????

I DON'T DISCRIMINATE, I HATE EVERYONE.

I WAS BORN INTELLIGENT, EDUCATION RUINED ME.

ALCHOHOL DOES'NT SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS, BUT THEN AGAIN NEITHER DOES MILK.



IN A COUNTRY OF FREE SPEECH, WHY ARE THERE, PHONE BILLS.

I AM BETTER THAN NORMAL, I AM ABNORMAL.

CONSERVE WATER, DRINK BEER.

FASTEST THREE WAYS OF COMMUNICATION
TELEPHONE, TELEVISION. TELL- A WOMAN.

WOMAN ARE THE BEST GIFT TO MAN..... AND I AM THE GREATEST LIAR ON THE EARTH.

I WANTED TO KILL THE HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH, TILL I REALIZED SUICIDE IS A CRIME.

DON'T FOLLOW ME , I AM ENGAGED.

I AM NOT SELFISH, I JUST WANT EVERYTHING.

BORN 2 PARTY, FORCED 2 STUDY.

I READ THAT SMOKING AND DRINKING DO HARM TO MY HEALTH, SO I QUIT READING.